Does anyone know any jokes about sodium

What did the Japanese chemistry teacher say when he mixed sodium and nitrogen? So I have a thing for science jokes and there's this one joke about Sodium that I really love. But then I was like Na, reddit probably won't get it.

What did the dad say when sodium, phosphorus, titanium and some methyls walked into his child's bedroom at night? I asked my sciemce teacher what the chemical symbol for sodium was He said "Na". What did Sodium say to Bromine and Oxygen when they offered a threesome? I recently ordered one piece of sodium and one piece of copper. When the delivery guy showed up, I noticed that he was only holding the sodium.

I asked him, "Did you have the copper with you? Did you hear about the man who got arrested for sodium chloride? That's a salt. So a sodium molecule hits a chlorine molecule It was a salt. Whats the problem with Sodium Hydroxide bitches? They're always lyeing. What follows 16 sodium atoms? Hey mate do you know what are the chemicals symbols for sodium, bromine and oxygen?

Na BrO! After I fell down and cut my knee, a friend said I should use a sodium chloride solution to make it heal faster It was really rubbing salt in the wound. You know any good sodium jokes? I was gonna tell you a joke about sodium. I was going to tell a joke about sodium, but NA. I usually follow it up with a joke about chloride But it makes people salty. What was the acid and sodium chloride charged with in court? A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner.

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