Who is festival alan

None of us, including him, could ever figure out why. Are you sure he wasn't repeatedly shouting 'Dan' in an Alan Partridge stylee? Or maybe his name IS actually Dan and he's trying to be funny?

Do the drugged up oafs change to shouting Steve? It's from animal magic or whatever it was called, I really liked Alan, along with the flatulent gorilla. Try shouting Steven back, there may be a few Adam and Joe fans in. Failing that go with bogie from dick n Dom in da house. Another observation is the amount of fake tan. Nearly all of the girls are covered in the stuff. It's like a field of female David Dickinson's. I find festival crowds annoying which is a real problem as I really enjoy the music.

If anyone knows of a festival where they don't allow self-involved knobbers to enter, please let me know although perhaps they wouldn't let me in, so who knows. I can heartily recommend Truck in Oxfordshire, it's nothing to do with Trucks, but one of them forms the main stage and consequently gives name to the event.

I can confirm that the people who attend End of the Road are also lovely. Same goes for all of the ATP events, the attendees may very often be London hipsters in spray on jeans with NHS specs and subscriptions to The Wire, but I've always found them to be very friendly. As a general rule for UK festivals, if it's got a capacity of any more than 10, you're better off giving it a miss.

It was happening at Green Man as well. It's happened at festivals for as long as I can remember. Used to be different names, but it looks like "Alan" has become the standard. It's funny if you've never been to a festival before…. It's the worst festival in the calendar, you wouldn't like it.

Don't go. Spread the word Posted 1 minute ago Report-Post. We carried on shouting it determined to find an Alan somewhere on the site and had most of the blue campsite and red site shouting it and i think it must of took over because chelmsford were aparantly shouting it haha!! Also if your name's Basil that would be a bonus!! Any stories about ALAN?! I'm afraid this was rife at V last year aswell, praying it isnt next year as its starting to get annoying now!

The Alan thing has been going on for year's sorry to burst your bubble but there is always someone shouting Alan at festivals. It was actually me, my name is Allan Steve and all of the other campers in my field just loved me, so whenever I wasnt around they would be shouting "Allan Steve" trying to find me.

This has been happening to festivals all over the country for a while now and we got inspired by it some years and set up our own night over it That came to us through positive thought Please check out our website for event updates as we're holding raves in London every other month! You can post now and register later.

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PAH Posted August 24, Ahahaha I can't believe he's trying to claim they started it.